-Time waits for no man. Unless that man is fadel.
-When fadel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
-There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just fadel.
-fadel uses a night light. Not because fadel is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of fadel.
-fadel has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
-fadel doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the othe nine faint.
-fadel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
- When God said, "let there be light", fadel said, "say 'please'."
- fadel has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
-fadel died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
-Bullets dodge Bashar.
-When fadel push-ups, he does not push himself up. He pushes the Earth down.
-fadel does not need to worry about air resistance. The air needs to worry about fadel resistance.
-fadel is not posessed by demons. Demons are posessed by fadel.
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for fadel
-fadel doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-fadel is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
-fadel doesn wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
-fadel once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
-fadel never stole jokes from chuck norris, chuck norris got his jokes from fadel.
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